
Ethiopia Adame Gorbota
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Sup. It's a yirgacheffe which means FLORAL TEA LIKE BIG BODY. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK
I mean, it's floral because DUH. What is cool is that there's a real fruity edge to this and if I'm being honest here i've tasted so many fucking yirgacheffes and there's so many roasters that say "floral, sweet, medium" body that I'm literally gagging - i'm gagging right now - help - I can't stop- please, someone, call the ambalance.
Obviously i'm not serious ok. Or am I and I can literally type and gag at the same time. This kinda sounds sexual and I'll stop there because w-e-i-r-d.
I know someone out there takes all this shit I write super serious so I'm tripling down on my absurdity. That said I am serious about the fruity/berry thing. Then again if your crowd funded grinder is off and you're like man I don't get the blueberry thing - just know you're wrong and your shoes are ugly.
People who know me - and that's like my mom and my fish because no-one truly knows me -/morriseyrantover know I have a seething hatred of mediocre yirgs and i'm surrounded by a near endless supply if mid yirgs. So if I put one out, it's probably mid too. Sorry.jkjk.
It's good.
buy it because it's like padme or commander william adama which is to be fair the exact reason I bought it. Fuck the cylons.