Coffee Subscription

I stopped doing this during covid because it became a bit much at times and crud like some boomer went and got mad  and wrote me this long email and review online because their kid signed them up for us and didn't specify they wanted only dark roasted stuff and they've had coffee subscriptions from everywhere else and know good coffee and we were the worst they've ever had - they don't know what they're doing blah blah blah.

I also am a luddite now in the subscription model land where you can setup this to run and be auto charged like we're you're freaking dizneyplus account and oopsie you forgot to cancel it so we can auto charge you and look a year later you haven't finished mandolorian or watched anything else but spent $120, but for coffee and you've got like 8 bags in your cabinet. 

Also real talk it's wild how much these app's charge in monthly fees and also a percent of each sale plus a service charge on top. Yes so $80 a month 1.4 of the item sale and then .19. That .19 makes or breaks business's you know. So, anyways,  i'll just pay someone here to manage it.

If you read this far, congrats. We'll keep it simple and basic. You've got 2 bags short term long term or 4 bags short term and long term. If you do the 4 bags 3 months option they're all 10oz bags same with 6 months. 2 bag options are only the 12oz single origins and holiday coffee's. As many may remember if you keep on coming back we'll toss in a bag just because we luv the repeats and know basically who you are.

But what about grinding? Sorry not grinding.

Can my parents get a dark roast option? No.

Can I just get the sports option? Yes. On the 2 bags special. Email us after the order. THIS IS THE ONLY SPECIAL REQUEST. 

Subscriptions start September 1.

You don't like this setup? Cool. Not for you then. Peace bruv.